Thursday, August 28, 2008

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I AM ... really addicted to blogging. I check my blog at least 5 times each day searching for comments. I am a comment junkie - I even have the t-shirt to prove it (thanks to SITS). However, I don't think this is healthy.

I WANT... another choice for a presidential candidate. (I don't typically discuss political issues, and probably won't again on my blog. I guess I'll have to settle for the lesser of two evils.)


I HAVE ... a full bladder, but because I'm blogging, peeing is being put on the back burner.


I WISH ... that Curtis the Take Home Chef would cook dinner for me every night and Mike Rowe would read me stories until I fell asleep (I love him, um I mean... his voice).

I COULD ... go take a shower instead of sitting on my butt typing a post. But why would I want to do that?

I HATE ... when people litter - there's not a shortage of trash cans, you know.

I FEAR ... not being a good mom.

I HEAR ... that the human head weighs 8 lbs.

I SEARCH ... for my keys almost daily. Mr. Baseball says that if I put them in the same place every time like he does, then I wouldn't have to look all over the house for them when I need to go somewhere.

I DON'T THINK ... he's right. "My way is sportsmanlike."


I REGRET ...
not knowing my dad better. There is still time for this to change though.

I LOVE ... music and in my mind's eye, I have seen key moments in my life play out like music videos. (That sounds weird, I hope you get it.)

I ACHE FOR ... my husband to be doing what he's meant to do and to make a good living at it.


I ALWAYS CRY ... after seeing a Hallmark commercial. I care enough to send the very best. Hallmark was my favorite job as a teenager.

I AM NOT ... a fan of Marilyn Mansen. See, I don't even know how to spell his name.

I DANCE ... with the redhead. Often.

I SING ... a lot. The redhead loves it and will sign the word for "more" after I've finished a song. He's good for my self-esteem.


I NEVER ... say never, it always come back to bite me in the butt.


I RARELY ... refuse food.

I CRY WHEN... I get overwhelmed.

I WATCH ... too much Noggin. Its not good for me. I think my vocabulary might be suffering because of this.

I AM NOT ALWAYS ... funny.

I HATE THAT ... I am selfish and prideful and don't love others the way I know I should.

I'M CONFUSED ABOUT ... why men wear speedos.

I NEED ... more quality time with Mr. Baseball.


I SHOULD ... not worry about pleasing others so much.


9 coins in my pocket:

ohhollyf said...

I coulda worte that post, execpt my littlest only has red highlights.

Ronnica said...

I love these. I love how personal hygiene is postponed for a habit that will never suffer because of it. If you smell, what do we care? (though I'm not suggesting you do, I'm just saying...)

BBB said...

#2 - Just wait... just wait....

Nan said...

So agree with the political thing...I don't want to have to settle...maybe I will be one of "those people" who don't vote and then do NOTHING but complain!!

ohhollyf said...

OOOppps, i didn't mean i need more quality time w/ Mr baseball, just to clairify, i need more time w/ my hubby :)

Lula! said...

Oh, Caroline...soooooo good, soooooo funny, and soooooo YOU!

Yep, lesser of two evils...I quote that on a daily basis. But I'm still writing in Hot Tub Lizzy anyway.

Once again with the Princess Bride love..."sportsmanlike." It's always nice to not lob bowling ball-sized rocks at your intended victim's head. Regular wrestling & strangling is just fine and dandy.

Marilyn Manson haunts my dreams. The End.

I watch too much Noggin...because I can sing all of Moose A. Moose's little inbetween ditties..."Are we there yet, are we there yet, I really can't wait much longer..." Now you'll be singing that all day!

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Staci Loalbo said...

yes i am also confused as to why men wear speedos, its a disgusting practice.....it should be against the law!!

Jennifer P. said...

I love that you know yourself so well! Worst litter? Cigarette butts for sure!

And Marilyn Manson is creep-ola, but my very conservative friend said it was the best concert she's ever attended. Apparantely he made it "snow" inside the theatre. Hmmmmm....sounds a bit like voodoo black magic to me :)!

Go hug that Mr. Baseball and dance with the redhead, and I'm certain all things in your life are going to work together for your good! :)

"The Queen in Residence" said...

I love this idea and am so going to take it and run with it.....