Showing posts with label twilight-mania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twilight-mania. Show all posts

Monday, November 24, 2008

the 8:50 showing

Saturday night, my friend Emily (Chatting at the Sky) and my new "bloggy friend who is now my friend in real life" Sissy (Out on a Limb) went out to dinner and then went to see..........you guessed it, Twilight.

Dinner was great. The movie...notsomuch.

Now I'm no movie critic and movies that the critics pan I sometimes like and vice versa. I had heard mixed reviews about Twilight, but I have to admit, after reading the book, I had high expectations for the onscreen love affair between Bella and Edward.

All my glittering expectations of Twilight greatness were dimmed as soon as I saw Edward as "a killing-machine" shimmering in the sunlight, his body sparkling as if he had doused himself in gold glitter from the craft section at Hobby Lobby. I almost laughed out loud at that one. PITIFUL. What happened to the million sparkling diamonds? Anyone?

Let's talk Bella for a moment. Even though she said that she wasn't scared of who Edward was (once she discovered his little secret), she looked TERRIFIED throughout the entire movie. She totally made me tense.

Now Rob Pattinson on the other hand, he was good, intense, but good. Once he got over all the "I look like I'm gonna blow chunks all over the biology desk" scene where Bella walks into Biology class.

While the movie wasn't a total bust, it definitely WASN'T the best part of the evening. After the movie was over, we were headed to our cars when we realized that we hadn't gotten a picture together. After all, I had to prove I was actually with the girls. We sat in Emily's van and took several timed pictures. We tried brooding faces, we tried normal smiles, I attempted a vampire crouch and spring, but we just ended up laughing hysterically so all the pictures are of us laughing.

The plan was for us to look brooding in this picture - you know, like Edward. Emily and Sissy look the part, but I got cracked up about something and ended up looking like I was about to throw up!

Emily, it was good to see you again and Sissy, I'm so glad I got to meet you! I feel like we've been friends for a long time! We definitely must get together again!

Friday, October 10, 2008

the end

It was with those words that my journey through the Twilight Saga ended this afternoon around 12:15. I won't ruin it for those of you who haven't had the opportunity to read, but may I say...


"Shame on You".

You must run, not walk to the nearest book retailer or amazon.com and get these delicious morsels. Then you too will be part of one big happy family.

What will I do with myself now that I'm finished? I'm glad you asked.

I will:
*get back to being a good parent and stop ignoring my child.
*get back to being a good wife and stop ignoring my husband.
*clean my nasty house that I abandoned four books ago.
*actually take a shower before 1pm
*return to my "strict" exercise regimen

So, I will eagerly anticipate the arrival of November 21st, because lest you need reminding, that is when we will see him...


(I am fully aware that this is the same picture I posted yesterday)

Have another round for good measure!


Thursday, October 9, 2008

287

That's how many pages I have left in Breaking Dawn. I'll be sad to finish, but I am comforted by the fact that on Nov. 21st, I'll get to see him...




Amen.