Oh, this is rich!
As found on www.inventorspot.com , the merchant for Pooper Scooper Barbie says,
"Finally, Barbie has a dog that eats and makes a mess! Tanner the dog is soft and fuzzy and her mouth, ears, head and tail really move! You can open Tanner dog's mouth and "feed" her dog biscuits. Comes with a dog bone and chew toys that Tanner can hold in her mouth, too. When Tanner has to go to the bathroom, Barbie doll cleans up with her special magnetic scooper and trash can. Poseable Barbie doll included."
Are you kidding me?
As usual, Barbie looks so chic with her hair perfectly coiffed and sporting a hip new outfit. As I was looking at all the accesories that come along with Super Pooper Barbie (or whatever her name is), I took a second look at the food and the poo. Hmmmm...an eery similarity. I don't know about you, but what I eat and how it comes out look and smell totally different. Clearly God knew what he was doing - this way we wouldn't get confused about what we're not supposed to eat! Since Tanner's food and poo have the same look about them, Barbie better be careful about receiving those puppy kisses! I also think its great that she puts the poo in a can. Maybe she got tired of poo-steppin' when she went out to swim in her pool. Oh, and don't you love the fact that her pooper scooper is magnetic. What is she feeding that dog that she can attract poo with a magnet?
Anyway, I can't wait to see what they come out with next. Will it be Lactose Intolerant Barbie, Bodily Fluids Barbie, or maybe even the Super Pooper Barbie, complete with tiny toilet!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
kind acts of randomness - vol. 12
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ha ha! Wow... what will they think of next?
Too humerous!
I knew my list didn't look right-Who know's what I did! I'll get you right back on ole buddy!
Haha! Don't they know what kind of choking hazards those little poops are? I mean, what if you have to go to the ER and the nurse asks you what your child tried to swallow... Will they really believe you if you say "Barbie's dog poopies"?
It is so good to reconnect with you! I will be checking in regularly now... heh heh!
Lactose Intolerant Barbie...HAAAAAHAAAAA! You have me rollin' right now.
This is some "Saucy Blog".
my daughter has this Barbie! It's quite hilarious!
The food/poop is magnetic...and...can easily get lost in carpet (not fun for vacuuming).
Found you on SITS, and I love this Barbie post. There are way too many Barbie dolls if the only thing left is poop 'n scoop Barbie. Honestly, can you imagine the corporate brain storming session and the genius who raised his hand and said, "Hey, how about giving her a dog that craps, and having her pick it up???" All of his co-workers are snickering and the insane old Barbie mogul is shouting, "Great idea! Parents will buy it hoping to get their kids to clean up the yard! Good work, Smith! Promote that man!"
I clicked on you because I'm a mom of a red head, too! A little 2 year old girl, and I wish I could find a Disney princess doll that pooped on a tiny potty. It might inspire her!
YES, I have four girls and they've been begging for this. I just can't bring myself to buy it. Does the dog REALLY have to poop???
I thought you might enjoy that one! I am glad to see you put it to good use! Yeah, magnetic poop...if only. It would make child care much easier! With a wave of a magic wand, butts would be clean! And speaking of cheesy teen movies, have you seen Disney's Camp Rock yet? (It just came out on TV this weekend) I think you would like it! ;) (I was looking at your profile)
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