Before you get any big ideas about what I might mean by "follies", please know that our Friday nights are usually spent at home. After the redhead goes to bed at 7:30, We usually get wild and crazy and...play games, watch tv, or put in a movie (in which case I always fall asleep before it ends). This particular Friday, we went channel surfing and came up with some real gems.
First, we landed on Discovery Channel's Man vs. Wild. If you're not familiar with this show, it features Bear Grylls, a Brit, and a survivalist who's done just about anything there is to do - summit Everest, drink his own urine, almost get attacked by a lion, eat scorpions and lots of other repulsive fare in an attempt to survive in different climates and environments.

In this particular episode, Bear was in Siberia. If you've watched the show before, I could just end here, but I know some of you would be mad, so I'll keep going. Bear was bundled up real nice, head to toe, when he came upon a river. Now, any sensible person would turn around and go back to a nice warm shelter. Wait...any sensible person wouldn't find themselves stuck in the boonies of Siberia! So, like I said, Bear came to a river. This river was not very wide, but it had a strong current. He might have been able to make a jump for it, but remember, this is Man vs. Wild. It wouldn't be tv worthy if he jumped fully clothed to the other side. So, what does Bear do? He proceeds to take off all his clothes, stuff them in his ruck sack (which he then throws across the river to the other side), and prepare himself to jump in the freezing cold Siberian river. He does explain that once he jumps into the river, he's only got seconds to swim across and get out before his body systems completely stop. I was hoping for his sake, he wouldn't die. Imagine coming across a frozen, naked, man...DOWN BY THE RIVER! Sorry, I couldn't resist.
See Bear jump. See Bear swim. See Bear climb out of freezing river. See Bear jump up and down to get warm (thank you little fuzzy box for not revealing Bear's cubs).
My man and I both looked at each other and I could tell we were thinking the same thing...
SHRINKAGE!! YIKES!
Bear does recover from his chilly swim and moves on to a place where he meets some villagers. They all go out and kill a yak. As Bear explains, its part of their livelihood. They happen to leave this yak for Bear to use in his survival game. Bear first cuts the coat off the yak and wraps it around himself to get warm. Next, he goes for the liver and eats it raw...ick. Then he goes for the eyeball, which he then proceeds to eat. I won't describe what happened when he bit into the eyeball. I will say that it was about enough to make me yak (no pun intended)!
After surfing some more, we found the great 80's flick Can't Buy Me Love starring Patrick Dempsey. I know he's McDreamy now, but back then, he was definitely McDorky. What a great movie though. I love me some 80's!
Next, we came across America's Funniest Videos. This is one of the only shows that can actually get me to laugh out loud. The particular video I loved was of a raccoon. For the record may I just say that raccoons are creepy little burglars. The raccoon in the video was sneaking through a pet door ever so stealthily. Was it going to steal some dog food? Cat food maybe? Oh no, it was more interested in interior design. It actually stole the doormat. Yup, took it right back through the pet door. Hilarious!
At this point, Adam and I had headed back to the bedroom to brush our teeth and finish finding random things on tv. I usually play Sudoku before bed while Adam channel surfs. Adam happened to find Steve Wilkos. For those of you who may not know, he was Jerry Springer's bodyguard - the guy who used to break up all those extremely real fights! His show is almost as bad as Springer's (which BTW, I never really watched). We didn't really watch the show, but we did get a good laugh at what the show was about. It was called:
I Left My Baby on a Train
Wait a minute....What? We watched it for like 5 minutes and it had absolutely NOTHING to do with leaving a baby on a train. It was basically Steve yelling in the face of this deadbeat dad.
So, there you have it...Friday Night Follies. Some of the most random tv I have ever seen in one night. Hope you enjoyed it.