Dear Chris...

If you haven't read my previous post, go ahead and read it before you read this one. After posting, I received this comment:

Hey.. Chris here.

I know thangz didn't work out in high skool, but i think i would be up for it now. i have a sweet house...well a room upstairs that my parents let me call my bachelor pad. I have a sweet 1995 mitsubishi eclipse and have spinners and a 10in woofer. My muffler also makes make car sound really tough. I work part time at the cheesecake factory and i am making mad money. I am saving up to get the other side of my car painted.

I know you totally loved me in high skool, so now I am giving you the opportunity to life out your dream.

I've got your number and will call you tomorrow.

piece out!!

Chris (AKA - C Dog)

Dear C-Dog,

Thanks for writing back so quickly. It was good to hear from you. From the sound of thangz, I really missed out. Unfortunately, you moved away too soon for anything to happen and by the way, we knew each other in 8th grade, not high school. I was totally over you by then. Your "sweet pad" and your 13 year old half-painted car sound really awesome though. And your job...man...I wouldn't want you to blow your income on me. Go ahead and spend it on your slammin ride, sounds like she needs it more than I do. Thanks for the offer, but as you can see by the picture above, I got impatient waiting for you and went ahead and got married and had a baby. I'm sure you understand. It sounds like you spend a lot of time at the car repair shop, maybe you'll meet a nice girl there. Best wishes!

PEACE out,

Caroline (aka C-dog)